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Wednesday, May 24, 2006

In The News

I can't think of anything to write about, so here's some things happening at the moment:

- Montenegro has finally become an independent country again. They held a public referendum that showed 55.5% in favour of independence from the Serbia-Montenegro Union. They needed 55.0% to become independent.

- The South Korean Fair Trade Commision took Microsoft to court and won over the claim that Microsoft was abusing its "dominant market position" by "tying certain software to its Windows operating system". It has been ordered to realease two versions of Windows in South Korea. One must come without Windows Messenger and Windows Media Player, and the other can come with them, but must provide internet links so that users can download competitors software, like ICQ and iTunes.

- My hotmail inbox has just jumped in size from 2MB to 25MB...

- Britney Spears has dumped Kabbalah for her new baby. She says her baby is her new religion. Apparently she didn't like tithing to the Kabbalah Centre.

- Weather forcasters and meteorologists are afraid that New York could be hit by a hurricane as bad as Katrina, if not this year, then within the next few years. Apparently hurricane seasons in the Atlantic cycle through periods of high intensity and low intensity, which last several years, and right now we are in the middle of a period of high intensity. That means the hurricanes are worse and they can reach further north. Hurricanes have been known to hit Boston before.

- On Saturday two Czech officials - the Health-Care Minister and an advisor to the President, got into a fight on TV. Here's what MSNBC said about it: "Former Vice Prime Minister Miroslav Macek, a dentist by profession who was invited to moderate a discussion of Czech dentists with David Rath, slapped Rath on the back of his head in front of the perplexed audience — and TV cameras — saying he was settling a private matter with him. Rath called Macek a coward, and the two exchanged punches."

That's hilarious!!

- I've got a cold :(


That's about all that's happening. I'll leave you with this, which I got in email from Priya:


WHITE FRIENDS: Never ask for food
UR NIGGAH'z: Are the reason you have no food.

WHITE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.
UR NIGGAH'z: Call your parents mum and dad.

WHITE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
UR NIGGAH'z: Would be sitting next to you saying, Damn...we fucked up...but that shit was fun!"

WHITE FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
UR NIGGAH'z: Make you cry.

WHITE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
UR NIGGAH'z: Keep your shit so long they forget it's yours.

WHITE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
UR NIGGAH'z: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.

WHITE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.
UR NIGGAH'z: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

WHITE FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
UR NIGGAH'z: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"

WHITE FRIENDS: Are for a while.
UR NIGGAH'z: Are for life.

WHITE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
UR NIGGAH'z: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "Bitch/Bro you better drink the rest of that, you know we don't waste!!"

WHITE FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
UR NIGGAH'z: Will knock them the fuck out!!

WHITE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
UR NIGGAH'z: Will resend this.


Uh huh.

I posted it on the net - what does that make me?

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